The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Uh-huh. If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay: I mean, ya gotta grow man. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Jay: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. What do we do with them now? Chaka: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Jason Biggs: Jay: All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. And for the record, I ain't gay. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Jay: Alyssa Jones: There are no inadequacies. Willenholly: Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Jay: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Hooker #1: [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: What's your damage, little boy? Something nice. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Who'd pay to see that? You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Daphne: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Shaggy: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles.

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